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Meet the Alexes Audiobook Libro.fm

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Welcome Please make yourselves at home Dungeon Rules are posted over there You break em and Baron Grimes will break your kneecaps Piss him off badly enough and hell cave your head in Really piss him off and hell string up your friends and family in front of you as you bleed out to death

Just kidding Hell probably just fine you while knocking you around silly

Anyhow beds are ten copper per head per night Complementary meals are served in the dining hall

You can get in touch with Merchant Liszviel if you are looking for amenities outside the dungeon Shell be more than happy to accommodate you if youve got the coin

Oh and I know the Dungeon Rules are over there but I have to say this upfront please avoid harming killing or forcing yourselves upon myself or the other Alexes in full view of other guests That happens frequently enough to make some guests feel squeamish At least talk it out with one of us before getting down to whatever floats your boat

And please disregard any ideas that we Alexes are people or something We have no souls inside our hollow shells for we are merely walking piles of meat sculpted by the dungeon to serve as its proxies

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